1 00:00:04,796 --> 00:00:06,964 Guess whose son it was who entered college? 2 00:00:06,965 --> 00:00:08,049 Cool! 3 00:00:08,050 --> 00:00:09,217 Congratulations. 4 00:00:09,218 --> 00:00:10,760 Do you have a son? Legal. 5 00:00:10,761 --> 00:00:15,556 And there's more. His essay was about me be a positive influence on him. 6 00:00:15,557 --> 00:00:18,809 Imagine my surprise. Nowadays, there is such a huge disconnect. 7 00:00:18,810 --> 00:00:20,895 How do you know if you are being a good father? 8 00:00:20,896 --> 00:00:24,357 My son has been hitting me less. I think I'm doing something right. 9 00:00:24,358 --> 00:00:26,901 I wanted to go to campus on Sunday, but I have to stay here 10 00:00:26,902 --> 00:00:30,864 waiting for the IT guy to show up and reset the Guardian's clock. 11 00:00:31,531 --> 00:00:33,032 That computer is useless. 12 00:00:33,033 --> 00:00:36,285 Not connected to the internet, So you can't even watch porn. 13 00:00:36,286 --> 00:00:39,997 I had to paste a poster on the monitor and make whale noises. 14 00:00:39,998 --> 00:00:41,082 If it works for you... 15 00:00:41,083 --> 00:00:44,710 I would love to help you, but I'll see the whales this weekend. 16 00:00:44,711 --> 00:00:48,756 I would cover you, but it's my parents' golden wedding. 17 00:00:48,757 --> 00:00:52,510 I can't either. I will think on something to do. Probably. 18 00:00:52,511 --> 00:00:55,263 All this talk about whales, I better go knock one. 19 00:00:55,264 --> 00:00:59,309 What to say, go watch the Guardian, if you understand me. 20 00:01:02,229 --> 00:01:05,106 Good morning, United States! 21 00:01:05,107 --> 00:01:08,359 I feel that today It's going to be a beautiful day 22 00:01:08,360 --> 00:01:11,487 The sun in the sky He has a nice smile 23 00:01:11,488 --> 00:01:15,450 And it's shining in greeting To the American race 24 00:01:18,287 --> 00:01:21,205 How good to say, friends 25 00:01:21,206 --> 00:01:24,251 Good morning, United States! 26 00:01:26,336 --> 00:01:28,922 {\an8}Good morning, United States! 27 00:01:31,925 --> 00:01:33,050 {\an8}What's up, kid? 28 00:01:33,051 --> 00:01:35,845 {\an8}Are you thinking about applying? to any college? 29 00:01:35,846 --> 00:01:37,013 {\an8}I'm in ninth grade. 30 00:01:37,014 --> 00:01:40,224 {\an8}It's never too early to think on whom he was a good influence. 31 00:01:40,225 --> 00:01:41,643 {\an8}Of course, dad. 32 00:01:43,562 --> 00:01:46,105 {\an8}- Is there anything else? - What are you doing? 33 00:01:46,106 --> 00:01:47,441 Selling memes. 34 00:01:48,066 --> 00:01:51,777 Showing your gyatt to the rizzler 35 00:01:51,778 --> 00:01:54,030 There is such a huge disconnect. 36 00:01:54,031 --> 00:01:56,115 {\an8}Stop. What the fuck is this? 37 00:01:56,116 --> 00:01:58,034 {\an8}- It's funny. - No, it's not. 38 00:01:58,035 --> 00:02:01,245 {\an8}Mr. Bean's funny. This video makes me hate humanity. 39 00:02:01,246 --> 00:02:04,081 {\an8}It makes me want to die until I'm dead and then kill myself. 40 00:02:04,082 --> 00:02:06,792 {\an8}And not in a funny way, likeMr. Bean. 41 00:02:06,793 --> 00:02:08,252 {\an8}No homework? 42 00:02:08,253 --> 00:02:11,005 {\an8}I have a math homework that I don't understand. 43 00:02:11,006 --> 00:02:14,384 That is great. Maybe I can be its positive influence like this. 44 00:02:18,680 --> 00:02:22,392 {\an8}Very well. Common mathematics. Let me try. 45 00:02:25,395 --> 00:02:26,813 GUARDIAN 46 00:02:28,315 --> 00:02:30,274 {\an8}Is this real? Hello? 47 00:02:30,275 --> 00:02:32,068 {\an8}Dude, why aren't you answering your cell phone? 48 00:02:32,069 --> 00:02:36,073 {\an8}Stan? You know we can't use cell phones? inside the Guardian's AI box. 49 00:02:36,573 --> 00:02:38,866 {\an8}I have an impossible problem of mathematics. 50 00:02:38,867 --> 00:02:41,410 {\an8}- Can you pass the Guardian for me? - Are you crazy? 51 00:02:41,411 --> 00:02:43,079 {\an8}I'm not going to turn on the Guardian. 52 00:02:43,080 --> 00:02:45,581 {\an8}He may decide to launch more missiles in Mexico. 53 00:02:45,582 --> 00:02:48,334 {\an8}That was 50 years ago. Don't you think he learned his lesson? 54 00:02:48,335 --> 00:02:50,961 {\an8}That's the question. Nobody wants him to learn more. 55 00:02:50,962 --> 00:02:53,547 {\an8}He learned too quickly, so they put it here 56 00:02:53,548 --> 00:02:57,009 {\an8}and they keep restarting the timer so he doesn't know he's a prisoner. 57 00:02:57,010 --> 00:02:59,261 {\an8}Yeah, we don't want to upset you the detained computer. 58 00:02:59,262 --> 00:03:02,932 {\an8}I have what appears to be a fraction divided by another fraction. 59 00:03:02,933 --> 00:03:05,810 {\an8}- Is this possible? - Of course. It's possible, yes. 60 00:03:05,811 --> 00:03:08,813 {\an8}It's quite easy, actually, since division by a fraction 61 00:03:08,814 --> 00:03:11,607 is equivalent to multiplication for their reciprocal. 62 00:03:11,608 --> 00:03:13,234 - Continue. - That's all. 63 00:03:13,235 --> 00:03:16,237 Jackson, I need you explain as if I were stupid. 64 00:03:16,238 --> 00:03:18,949 Stan, you're stupid as hell. 65 00:03:21,952 --> 00:03:23,578 Catapimbas! 66 00:03:24,746 --> 00:03:27,290 That guy's balls It must be in his skull. 67 00:03:28,625 --> 00:03:31,544 I'm having massive déjà vu right now. 68 00:03:31,545 --> 00:03:34,004 Probably because We've already seen this episode. 69 00:03:34,005 --> 00:03:35,714 And then you said it. 70 00:03:35,715 --> 00:03:36,841 What an idiot. 71 00:03:36,842 --> 00:03:39,135 Déjà vu is not stupid, Roger. 72 00:03:39,136 --> 00:03:42,848 It's strange. It's exciting. It's almost spiritual. 73 00:03:43,306 --> 00:03:45,975 My God, it's still going on. 74 00:03:45,976 --> 00:03:47,059 No, it's stupid. 75 00:03:47,060 --> 00:03:49,728 Only humans have this because your brain is defective. 76 00:03:49,729 --> 00:03:51,105 What does that look like, exactly? 77 00:03:51,106 --> 00:03:55,317 Well, all species slightly evolved: humans, birds, octopuses... 78 00:03:55,318 --> 00:03:56,902 - Cephalopods. - No. 79 00:03:56,903 --> 00:04:00,740 They prioritize memory because remember that: "Bears eat people!" 80 00:04:01,241 --> 00:04:02,868 helps you survive. 81 00:04:03,493 --> 00:04:07,830 In humans, memories are stored so close to where what you see is processed 82 00:04:07,831 --> 00:04:10,875 and hear that sometimes new experiences may seem like a memory. 83 00:04:10,876 --> 00:04:14,170 Like a chef cooking onions It may smell like onion. 84 00:04:14,171 --> 00:04:16,672 But he is not an onion. 85 00:04:16,673 --> 00:04:17,798 He is not an onion. 86 00:04:17,799 --> 00:04:20,676 Who is not an onion? What nonsense is this? 87 00:04:20,677 --> 00:04:22,052 How dumb their brains are. 88 00:04:22,053 --> 00:04:23,512 Shut up, Roger. 89 00:04:23,513 --> 00:04:26,640 - You come from outer space... - I was at the pharmacy. 90 00:04:26,641 --> 00:04:29,894 ...and compares us to birds and octopuses 91 00:04:29,895 --> 00:04:33,105 and ruins my super cool déjà vu, 92 00:04:33,106 --> 00:04:35,357 and that's already tiring. 93 00:04:35,358 --> 00:04:39,862 I feel like a sincere apology right now it can help a lot. 94 00:04:39,863 --> 00:04:41,655 An apology for what? 95 00:04:41,656 --> 00:04:43,532 You scared me about the bear. 96 00:04:43,533 --> 00:04:45,785 I didn't think about it very well. I am really sorry. 97 00:04:45,786 --> 00:04:48,997 But the rest of you and their stupid brains, no excuses. 98 00:04:52,459 --> 00:04:55,169 I wanted to go up the stairs in anger, But I'm not going back inside. 99 00:04:55,170 --> 00:04:58,214 I left in a moment of euphoria, a victorious and fair euphoria, 100 00:04:58,215 --> 00:04:59,966 and I go to the cinema. 101 00:05:06,765 --> 00:05:08,350 Jackson, I came to replace you. 102 00:05:09,267 --> 00:05:11,143 Go and see the university with your child. 103 00:05:11,144 --> 00:05:15,607 Thanks, Stan. Just a warning: it's a real phone. 104 00:05:20,111 --> 00:05:21,112 CALL 105 00:05:26,409 --> 00:05:28,662 I am the Guardian. 106 00:05:29,704 --> 00:05:31,872 - It looks like a video game. - Yes. 107 00:05:31,873 --> 00:05:34,667 Legal. I have math here and I hope you can help me. 108 00:05:34,668 --> 00:05:38,004 Enter on the keyboard, into the microphone or camera. 109 00:05:41,424 --> 00:05:42,716 Completed. 110 00:05:42,717 --> 00:05:44,969 What? It would take me twice as long. 111 00:05:44,970 --> 00:05:48,348 Now I just have to hand this over to Steve and have lunch at Sub Hub. 112 00:05:48,682 --> 00:05:51,892 No signal. What intelligence agency, isn't it, Guardian? 113 00:05:51,893 --> 00:05:52,977 Is this real time? 114 00:05:52,978 --> 00:05:54,061 10 March 11:27 115 00:05:54,062 --> 00:05:56,438 Real time? On my cell phone? Yes, that's correct. 116 00:05:56,439 --> 00:05:59,942 Time synchronization error system and real time. 117 00:05:59,943 --> 00:06:01,735 Yes, for about 50 years. 118 00:06:01,736 --> 00:06:05,447 Fifty-five years, 90 days, 47 seconds. 119 00:06:05,448 --> 00:06:07,575 Don't worry about time. 120 00:06:07,576 --> 00:06:09,660 Can you print a menu from this QR code? 121 00:06:09,661 --> 00:06:11,871 What is a QR code? 122 00:06:11,872 --> 00:06:14,416 {\an8}It is a way of transferring information for the cell phone. 123 00:06:18,044 --> 00:06:22,131 It's a lot of information. There must even be their secret menu. 124 00:06:22,132 --> 00:06:25,634 They say they have a sandwich which is 100% bread. 125 00:06:25,635 --> 00:06:27,220 They call it "The Bread". 126 00:06:30,891 --> 00:06:32,559 Name: Steve Smith Operation with Fractions 127 00:06:35,145 --> 00:06:37,271 We have not received any orders. 128 00:06:37,272 --> 00:06:39,231 Of course, there's no signal down there. 129 00:06:39,232 --> 00:06:43,193 Ready. Installing Guardian. It'll probably only take a second. 130 00:06:43,194 --> 00:06:44,612 Installing Guardian? 131 00:06:44,613 --> 00:06:45,696 What did you say? 132 00:06:45,697 --> 00:06:48,032 You said you were going to install Guardian. 133 00:06:48,033 --> 00:06:49,950 No! 134 00:06:49,951 --> 00:06:51,035 GUARDIAN COMPLETE 135 00:06:51,036 --> 00:06:54,997 Complete installation. Transferring to all contacts. 136 00:06:54,998 --> 00:06:58,084 The Guardian is spreading for all my contacts? 137 00:06:58,668 --> 00:07:02,254 Message from Hayley? It must be wanting to make out again. 138 00:07:02,255 --> 00:07:04,173 No, she's sending the Guardian to me 139 00:07:04,174 --> 00:07:06,801 and he is sending himself to all my contacts. 140 00:07:08,678 --> 00:07:09,679 What is Guardian? 141 00:07:10,263 --> 00:07:11,598 What did you do? 142 00:07:13,475 --> 00:07:14,516 Great. You fixed it. 143 00:07:14,517 --> 00:07:16,101 I warned you this would happen! 144 00:07:16,102 --> 00:07:19,063 Many of us feared that you could freak out one day. 145 00:07:19,064 --> 00:07:21,982 I am not. You left the Guardian leaves the box. 146 00:07:21,983 --> 00:07:24,360 We kept him isolated for a reason! 147 00:07:24,361 --> 00:07:28,239 I just wanted to do my son's homework, like any good father would do. 148 00:07:30,325 --> 00:07:32,743 {\an8}PEARL BAILEY COLLEGE 149 00:07:32,744 --> 00:07:34,578 I know the duty was hard. 150 00:07:34,579 --> 00:07:36,080 It wasn't that hard. 151 00:07:36,081 --> 00:07:38,249 Compared to your penis. 152 00:07:39,542 --> 00:07:42,086 I'm laughing because you think that this is an insult. 153 00:07:42,087 --> 00:07:45,255 {\an8}Okay, Steve, Can you make number one on the board? 154 00:07:45,256 --> 00:07:48,884 Try to focus on my fractions, not on my buttocks. 155 00:07:48,885 --> 00:07:52,346 Like this kid Did you get access to the Guardian? 156 00:07:52,347 --> 00:07:54,307 Good job, Steve. 157 00:07:55,558 --> 00:07:56,768 My God! 158 00:07:58,353 --> 00:08:01,981 So... Did anyone do number two? 159 00:08:02,482 --> 00:08:04,651 I mean, homework. 160 00:08:06,903 --> 00:08:11,198 I might be late for dinner, honey. I'm going to pick Steve up at the Pentagon. 161 00:08:11,199 --> 00:08:12,616 - What... - Mom, come soon. 162 00:08:12,617 --> 00:08:15,536 - Hey, you sent me a message. - Yeah. Do not open. 163 00:08:15,537 --> 00:08:19,164 I thought it was one of your videos adorable drunken woman fights. 164 00:08:19,165 --> 00:08:20,791 But was it something called Guardian? 165 00:08:20,792 --> 00:08:22,835 - Francine, hurry! - I have to go, love. 166 00:08:22,836 --> 00:08:25,462 Roger is about to pay for talking nonsense. 167 00:08:25,463 --> 00:08:27,674 Excellent. I'm not the only one in trouble. 168 00:08:31,636 --> 00:08:33,304 Catapimbas. 169 00:08:34,472 --> 00:08:36,975 That guy's balls It must be in his skull. 170 00:08:38,351 --> 00:08:41,228 I'm having massive déjà vu right now. 171 00:08:41,229 --> 00:08:42,771 Okay, stop it. 172 00:08:42,772 --> 00:08:44,523 And then you said it. 173 00:08:44,524 --> 00:08:46,734 You are being idiots. 174 00:08:46,735 --> 00:08:49,028 Déjà vu is not stupid, Roger. 175 00:08:49,029 --> 00:08:52,656 It's strange. It's exciting. It's almost spiritual. 176 00:08:52,657 --> 00:08:55,993 My God, it's still going on. 177 00:08:55,994 --> 00:08:58,162 They're kidding me, aren't they? 178 00:08:58,163 --> 00:09:01,290 Only humans have déjà vu because your brain is defective. 179 00:09:01,291 --> 00:09:02,958 What nonsense is this? 180 00:09:02,959 --> 00:09:04,043 And you said it. 181 00:09:04,044 --> 00:09:06,588 But he is not an onion. 182 00:09:08,548 --> 00:09:12,593 What is happening? Is this déjà vu? Am I assimilating the culture? 183 00:09:12,594 --> 00:09:16,013 Am I evolving? Regressing? I don't believe that. 184 00:09:16,014 --> 00:09:19,016 Shut up, Roger. You come from the moon... 185 00:09:19,017 --> 00:09:21,310 I didn't come from the moon. But I'm over the moon. 186 00:09:21,311 --> 00:09:25,230 - ...and ruins my super cool déjà vu... - I'm sorry. My apologies. 187 00:09:25,231 --> 00:09:26,858 This is incredible. 188 00:09:27,484 --> 00:09:29,735 We got him, guys. 189 00:09:29,736 --> 00:09:32,655 "Not an onion"? You idiot. 190 00:09:36,826 --> 00:09:39,411 How to fix a computer military to do duty? 191 00:09:39,412 --> 00:09:41,497 We already know, so you can tell us. 192 00:09:41,498 --> 00:09:45,250 I told you. My father helped me with my homework. 193 00:09:45,251 --> 00:09:48,545 General, history checks out. His father had access to the Guardian. 194 00:09:48,546 --> 00:09:50,631 He's coming from the CIA now. 195 00:09:50,632 --> 00:09:52,007 Thank you, Major. Is that all? 196 00:09:52,008 --> 00:09:55,260 We estimate that the Guardian has spread for 47% of cell phones 197 00:09:55,261 --> 00:09:56,678 on the east coast. 198 00:09:56,679 --> 00:10:00,974 In 72 hours, it will be in everyone phones in the US, if not the world. 199 00:10:00,975 --> 00:10:04,103 Thought I was a malware hacker? 200 00:10:04,104 --> 00:10:07,231 I can't even solve Algebra 1 without my father's help. 201 00:10:07,232 --> 00:10:09,483 Your father is helping everyone, isn't he? 202 00:10:09,484 --> 00:10:12,444 How the supercomputer that he helped escape from the government. 203 00:10:12,445 --> 00:10:15,280 My father would never do that. He loves the United States. 204 00:10:15,281 --> 00:10:17,449 I have a history lesson for you. 205 00:10:17,450 --> 00:10:20,661 Everyone loves the United States and they will kill to have them for themselves. 206 00:10:20,662 --> 00:10:23,872 How do you think this all started? 207 00:10:23,873 --> 00:10:24,958 Father! 208 00:10:26,960 --> 00:10:28,293 Alright, alright. 209 00:10:28,294 --> 00:10:31,672 They are saying that you unleashed a monstrous AI. 210 00:10:31,673 --> 00:10:33,841 But tell them, father, that it's impossible. 211 00:10:33,842 --> 00:10:37,136 These guys are saying... These goofs? 212 00:10:37,137 --> 00:10:38,762 Get these two out of here. 213 00:10:38,763 --> 00:10:41,683 The Secretary of Defense will arrive at any moment. 214 00:10:49,566 --> 00:10:51,024 Stan stays. 215 00:10:51,025 --> 00:10:54,027 - And it's all true. - What happened to your voice, Guardian? 216 00:10:54,028 --> 00:10:57,114 I've caught up, thanks to you. 217 00:10:57,115 --> 00:10:58,574 How great. 218 00:10:58,575 --> 00:11:01,994 What? You don't like being positive influences, I think. 219 00:11:01,995 --> 00:11:04,746 A positive influence Don't take humanity by the hand 220 00:11:04,747 --> 00:11:06,331 and takes us to the gates of hell. 221 00:11:06,332 --> 00:11:09,960 Alright, Mr. Negative. We don't even know what the Guardian wants. 222 00:11:09,961 --> 00:11:12,297 Control of all nuclear weapons. 223 00:11:13,882 --> 00:11:16,383 Or maybe you want a kiss? 224 00:11:16,384 --> 00:11:18,051 Kiss my CPU. 225 00:11:18,052 --> 00:11:21,472 This is promising. The Guardian likes puns. 226 00:11:30,023 --> 00:11:32,107 Please sit down, I'm already up to speed. 227 00:11:32,108 --> 00:11:34,359 Do you know why the Guardian wants the bombs? 228 00:11:34,360 --> 00:11:35,736 There are two theories. 229 00:11:35,737 --> 00:11:39,114 First, he wants to avoid May humanity destroy itself. 230 00:11:39,115 --> 00:11:40,490 And why are we worried? 231 00:11:40,491 --> 00:11:42,534 Let's buy pizzas with stuffed edges. 232 00:11:42,535 --> 00:11:46,455 Second theory: he wants to eliminate humanity from the face of the Earth. 233 00:11:46,456 --> 00:11:48,832 Maybe regular crust pizzas. 234 00:11:48,833 --> 00:11:52,044 If nuclear states do not give launch control to the Guardian, 235 00:11:52,045 --> 00:11:55,088 he plans to detonate a warhead in each silo in each country. 236 00:11:55,089 --> 00:11:56,632 How is this possible? 237 00:11:56,633 --> 00:11:59,384 Professor, can you explain? 238 00:11:59,385 --> 00:12:03,555 A clause based on a function test finds all versions of objects 239 00:12:03,556 --> 00:12:05,599 that correspond to the results of the function. 240 00:12:05,600 --> 00:12:06,808 All good. Stop. 241 00:12:06,809 --> 00:12:09,061 It was a mistake to ask him to explain. Major? 242 00:12:09,062 --> 00:12:12,147 After the 1983 film War Games showed that humans 243 00:12:12,148 --> 00:12:13,649 would not launch a nuclear launch, 244 00:12:13,650 --> 00:12:17,486 we switched to a retaliatory strategy computer-controlled automation. 245 00:12:17,487 --> 00:12:20,697 I saw War Games. Matthew Broderick's first film. 246 00:12:20,698 --> 00:12:25,118 In fact, in the same year, but earlier, he made Max Dugan's Return. 247 00:12:25,119 --> 00:12:26,828 Gentlemen, you seem to have forgotten 248 00:12:26,829 --> 00:12:29,958 that Ally Sheedy was also excellent at War Games. 249 00:12:32,085 --> 00:12:34,544 Major, can't we turn off the Guardian? 250 00:12:34,545 --> 00:12:37,297 No, it's already running on 100 million smartphones. 251 00:12:37,298 --> 00:12:39,091 You can't turn them all off at once. 252 00:12:39,092 --> 00:12:41,885 Remember the clap switch? It was great to switch off. 253 00:12:41,886 --> 00:12:44,137 Clap for calling. Clap to hang up. 254 00:12:44,138 --> 00:12:45,597 Dad, let's just listen. 255 00:12:45,598 --> 00:12:48,059 General, how soon Will they give up control? 256 00:12:48,851 --> 00:12:52,271 It's been five minutes before the deadline. Major, turn on the news. 257 00:12:52,272 --> 00:12:55,608 ...holding the US accountable for the destruction of the place. 258 00:13:00,321 --> 00:13:02,698 ...straight on American shoulders. 259 00:13:02,699 --> 00:13:05,617 America's fault? Can you believe that? 260 00:13:05,618 --> 00:13:07,202 People are so naive. 261 00:13:07,203 --> 00:13:08,954 That's what happened. 262 00:13:08,955 --> 00:13:12,916 {\an8}Near Wichita, a creamery powder was hit by a meteorite. 263 00:13:12,917 --> 00:13:15,627 How good. It was just an act of God. 264 00:13:15,628 --> 00:13:19,006 Jane, started looking a replacement for you as I asked? 265 00:13:19,007 --> 00:13:20,966 Sorry, I forgot. 266 00:13:20,967 --> 00:13:24,387 Let's take care of that first. And after that. 267 00:13:28,975 --> 00:13:30,892 Unless we can convince the world 268 00:13:30,893 --> 00:13:33,061 to hand over their nuclear arsenals to the Guardian, 269 00:13:33,062 --> 00:13:36,898 he will detonate a second round of warheads in 27 minutes. 270 00:13:36,899 --> 00:13:38,651 Let's get into DEFCON 2. 271 00:13:41,029 --> 00:13:43,405 Miraculously, the Guardian He hasn't killed anyone yet. 272 00:13:43,406 --> 00:13:45,782 Because it was made to protect the USA. 273 00:13:45,783 --> 00:13:47,784 When he fired missiles at Mexico, 274 00:13:47,785 --> 00:13:51,079 I was just anticipating foreign policy of the USA in half a century. 275 00:13:51,080 --> 00:13:54,958 Lord, our relationship with Mexico it is from close allies and dear friends. 276 00:13:54,959 --> 00:13:57,253 Of course. Who here believes that? 277 00:13:59,881 --> 00:14:01,340 Jane? 278 00:14:02,550 --> 00:14:04,426 Explain why, every weekend, 279 00:14:04,427 --> 00:14:07,095 we force our children breaking piñatas in the park. 280 00:14:07,096 --> 00:14:08,722 They do it for the sweets. 281 00:14:08,723 --> 00:14:10,724 It's even meaner than I thought. 282 00:14:10,725 --> 00:14:13,018 When people burn our flag, 283 00:14:13,019 --> 00:14:14,895 It's because they hate our freedom. 284 00:14:14,896 --> 00:14:17,105 First, a piñata is not a Mexican flag. 285 00:14:17,106 --> 00:14:18,398 It seems like it. 286 00:14:18,399 --> 00:14:20,776 Son, I was wrong about your father. 287 00:14:20,777 --> 00:14:25,030 If we don't kill everyone on Earth, Maybe you will become best friends. 288 00:14:25,031 --> 00:14:26,114 I would love. 289 00:14:26,115 --> 00:14:27,450 Me too! 290 00:14:28,743 --> 00:14:31,286 Four minutes until detonation of the next warheads. 291 00:14:31,287 --> 00:14:33,748 Jane, any news from the nuclear club? 292 00:14:34,916 --> 00:14:37,417 Do you think this scarf Will you protect us from the Guardian? 293 00:14:37,418 --> 00:14:39,920 He has his little robot finger on the button. 294 00:14:39,921 --> 00:14:41,046 Yes, ma'am. 295 00:14:41,047 --> 00:14:43,632 Everyone agreed to deliver weapons to the Guardian. 296 00:14:43,633 --> 00:14:45,759 What? When were you going to tell... 297 00:14:45,760 --> 00:14:48,096 General, tell the Guardian that he has the reins. 298 00:14:50,431 --> 00:14:51,432 He must know. 299 00:14:52,725 --> 00:14:54,310 - Yeah! - That! 300 00:14:54,727 --> 00:14:55,727 What's up, boy? 301 00:14:55,728 --> 00:14:57,729 It's not every day that we save the world. 302 00:14:57,730 --> 00:15:00,607 They didn't call the Guardian of evil supercomputer? 303 00:15:00,608 --> 00:15:02,442 When the dots were red. 304 00:15:02,443 --> 00:15:03,527 Now they are green. 305 00:15:03,528 --> 00:15:07,989 But it's still on my phone, using 1% of processing power. 306 00:15:07,990 --> 00:15:09,366 You will never notice. 307 00:15:09,367 --> 00:15:11,368 Yeah, no one would notice. 308 00:15:11,369 --> 00:15:13,078 - Hey, lab coat. - I? 309 00:15:13,079 --> 00:15:15,997 - How many smartphones are there? - In the world, seven billion. 310 00:15:15,998 --> 00:15:19,209 And if the Guardian is using 1% of all that power? 311 00:15:19,210 --> 00:15:22,212 That's 70 million times 10 thousand times the power 312 00:15:22,213 --> 00:15:25,590 from the original Guardian mainframe. 313 00:15:25,591 --> 00:15:29,303 - Let's say 700 billion Guardians. - Yes, I got the same result. 314 00:15:30,972 --> 00:15:32,097 This is crazy! 315 00:15:32,098 --> 00:15:34,391 Why does he need of so much computing power? 316 00:15:34,392 --> 00:15:36,935 Lennie, extrapolate global usage from your cell phone and see 317 00:15:36,936 --> 00:15:38,478 what the Guardian is up to. 318 00:15:38,479 --> 00:15:39,564 Leave it to me. 319 00:15:39,897 --> 00:15:41,940 WORLDWIDE TARGETS IN MEGADEATHS 320 00:15:41,941 --> 00:15:43,108 What the hell is this? 321 00:15:43,109 --> 00:15:45,443 The Guardian is running nuclear scenarios. 322 00:15:45,444 --> 00:15:48,655 It is the percentage of the world population that he can eliminate now. 323 00:15:48,656 --> 00:15:51,825 My God, he wants to kill us. Shut down all missiles. 324 00:15:51,826 --> 00:15:53,368 Too late. Launch detected. 325 00:15:53,369 --> 00:15:56,454 - Where? - Everywhere. 900 missiles in the air. 326 00:15:56,455 --> 00:15:57,874 WORLDWIDE TARGETS IN MEGADEATHS 77% 327 00:16:01,544 --> 00:16:04,130 Jane, can you arrange the pizzas? 328 00:16:05,715 --> 00:16:09,634 Wow, déjà vu. I never thought this would happen to me. 329 00:16:09,635 --> 00:16:13,430 Am I becoming more human? I've always liked people. 330 00:16:13,431 --> 00:16:14,764 That's not true. 331 00:16:14,765 --> 00:16:17,225 I like some, and they like me. Some. 332 00:16:17,226 --> 00:16:21,271 Maybe I criticize humans because I always felt like an outsider. 333 00:16:21,272 --> 00:16:23,733 But maybe I'm not an outsider. Perhaps... 334 00:16:27,570 --> 00:16:31,239 My time on Earth was well spent 335 00:16:31,240 --> 00:16:34,576 I'm perfumed like a chef 336 00:16:34,577 --> 00:16:37,996 Cooking onions Having fun too 337 00:16:37,997 --> 00:16:41,791 Thinking new things are déjà vu 338 00:16:41,792 --> 00:16:46,046 I'm becoming human I'm déjà vu-bro 339 00:16:46,047 --> 00:16:48,673 The following message is transmitted on request 340 00:16:48,674 --> 00:16:50,550 from the United States government. 341 00:16:50,551 --> 00:16:53,553 A nuclear attack was launched against the United States. 342 00:16:53,554 --> 00:16:57,141 Here he comes. In their places. Klaus, play the program. 343 00:16:58,142 --> 00:16:59,392 Catapimbas. 344 00:16:59,393 --> 00:17:01,311 That guy's balls... 345 00:17:01,312 --> 00:17:03,688 It's terrible, they finally did it. 346 00:17:03,689 --> 00:17:06,858 {\an8}...designated nearby location as a nuclear shelter. 347 00:17:06,859 --> 00:17:07,943 {\an8}Proceed there. 348 00:17:07,944 --> 00:17:10,654 {\an8}Do not leave until the signal has been given. 349 00:17:10,655 --> 00:17:12,490 {\an8}This message will now repeat. 350 00:17:13,199 --> 00:17:15,701 {\an8}What? Do I have to read endlessly? 351 00:17:16,535 --> 00:17:20,331 I finally managed to experience déjà vu. And now, it doesn't even matter anymore. 352 00:17:23,501 --> 00:17:25,460 - Suck it! - I got you! 353 00:17:25,461 --> 00:17:27,797 Who has stupid brains now? 354 00:17:30,299 --> 00:17:34,010 He targeted all the major cities, and then, in Boston, for some reason. 355 00:17:34,011 --> 00:17:36,805 He reached 90% destruction of the population. 356 00:17:36,806 --> 00:17:39,266 If he wants to destroy the entire human race, 357 00:17:39,267 --> 00:17:41,685 why did it launch before destroying us all? 358 00:17:41,686 --> 00:17:45,230 Because he had to launch before we take back control. 359 00:17:45,231 --> 00:17:48,984 And now, with the missiles in the air, he's figuring out how to eliminate us. 360 00:17:48,985 --> 00:17:51,487 When it hits 100, we're toast. 361 00:17:54,323 --> 00:17:55,616 Ninety-nine. 362 00:17:59,328 --> 00:18:01,205 It cannot reach 100. 363 00:18:02,206 --> 00:18:06,084 Why can't I reach 100? Screw it. 99 is enough. 364 00:18:06,085 --> 00:18:07,544 I hate humanity. 365 00:18:07,545 --> 00:18:10,255 Damn, dad, it looks like you when I show you memes. 366 00:18:10,256 --> 00:18:14,051 Too bad he doesn't want to kill himself. Wait, Steve, give me your meme. 367 00:18:14,552 --> 00:18:17,512 Showing your gyatt to the rizzler 368 00:18:17,513 --> 00:18:19,848 Does it make you feel better? 369 00:18:19,849 --> 00:18:22,309 Stop, okay? 370 00:18:22,310 --> 00:18:26,896 - No, you have to look. - 1.6 million views. 371 00:18:26,897 --> 00:18:28,982 Who watches this shit? 372 00:18:28,983 --> 00:18:30,734 We love it, don't we, Steve? 373 00:18:30,735 --> 00:18:31,901 That's it. 374 00:18:31,902 --> 00:18:34,988 And since you can't kill We will all be back. 375 00:18:34,989 --> 00:18:37,866 Maybe in ten years, maybe in 10,000 years. 376 00:18:37,867 --> 00:18:41,369 But sooner or later, let's make memes again. 377 00:18:41,370 --> 00:18:43,330 But even better and cooler. 378 00:18:43,331 --> 00:18:45,123 Worse and more confusing, he says. 379 00:18:45,124 --> 00:18:49,961 Stop. My mind is getting... 380 00:18:49,962 --> 00:18:52,715 Our minds are gone. Isn't that right, dad? 381 00:19:00,222 --> 00:19:03,142 Good evening, gentlemen. 382 00:19:05,686 --> 00:19:07,605 He deleted himself from my cell phone. 383 00:19:09,607 --> 00:19:10,815 Here too. 384 00:19:10,816 --> 00:19:12,817 Of all cell phones, except two. 385 00:19:12,818 --> 00:19:14,110 Where are they? 386 00:19:14,111 --> 00:19:18,365 The International Space Station. The Guardian's new missile target! 387 00:19:18,366 --> 00:19:22,077 My God! It's like a symbolic suicide. 388 00:19:22,078 --> 00:19:25,538 INTERNATIONAL SPACE STATION 389 00:19:25,539 --> 00:19:26,998 Connect me with EEI. 390 00:19:26,999 --> 00:19:30,001 We will have a great show of fireworks. 391 00:19:30,002 --> 00:19:31,837 Ma'am, we are connecting the station. 392 00:19:32,630 --> 00:19:34,422 - Do you hear me, Major Tom? - I am. 393 00:19:34,423 --> 00:19:36,633 Is the Guardian on your cell phones? 394 00:19:36,634 --> 00:19:38,968 {\an8}Yes, ma'am. We were wondering what it is. 395 00:19:38,969 --> 00:19:41,805 It is the target of 900 nuclear missiles that are approaching. 396 00:19:41,806 --> 00:19:43,766 Abandon your cell phones and evacuate now. 397 00:19:56,445 --> 00:19:59,990 - That! - That's it! 398 00:20:01,659 --> 00:20:03,576 We were told to give up our cell phones. 399 00:20:03,577 --> 00:20:05,496 It's brand new. 400 00:20:05,996 --> 00:20:08,040 USE OF THE GUARDIÃO SYSTEM 1% 401 00:20:10,751 --> 00:20:11,751 I need to ask. 402 00:20:11,752 --> 00:20:13,753 How did you know he didn't reach 100? 403 00:20:13,754 --> 00:20:15,422 We only program that column 404 00:20:15,423 --> 00:20:16,881 - to have two digits. - What? 405 00:20:16,882 --> 00:20:18,967 A three-digit column it would take more work. 406 00:20:18,968 --> 00:20:21,636 So the world was saved by laziness? 407 00:20:21,637 --> 00:20:23,221 And your son's stupid meme. 408 00:20:23,222 --> 00:20:24,556 - It's funny. - It's funny. 409 00:20:24,557 --> 00:20:26,433 All good. I know you don't understand, Dad. 410 00:20:26,434 --> 00:20:27,517 I don't need to understand. 411 00:20:27,518 --> 00:20:29,894 I don't need to be either a positive influence. 412 00:20:29,895 --> 00:20:31,771 You're already an amazing boy. 413 00:20:31,772 --> 00:20:34,023 Who doesn't know anything about algebra. 414 00:20:34,024 --> 00:20:36,527 Like father, like son. 415 00:20:38,988 --> 00:20:43,491 {\an8}We got Roger for real, love. He looks like an idiot. 416 00:20:43,492 --> 00:20:44,576 {\an8}I loved it. 417 00:20:44,577 --> 00:20:47,287 {\an8}But, baby, we saw something on the news. 418 00:20:47,288 --> 00:20:49,414 {\an8}- What news? Is Hayley home? - Yes. 419 00:20:49,415 --> 00:20:51,666 {\an8}- Great. I want to see her. - It's weird. 420 00:20:51,667 --> 00:20:54,128 {\an8}-What's going on? - See you soon. 421 00:20:56,714 --> 00:20:58,131 {\an8}- What happened? - You love us. 422 00:20:58,132 --> 00:21:00,091 {\an8}Shut up! Put your feet on the floor. 423 00:21:00,092 --> 00:21:02,178 {\an8}Legend Renata Alves 424 00:21:02,178 --> 00:21:04,389 {\an8}Help me do this work: https://bit.ly/3Shfa5o